My Adult Stories

I just want to tell you about the most adorable woman I ever met in my life. Amazingly we met through one of those dating sites. Now I'm not one of those people naturally drawn to dating sites. When I was younger I used to see ads on the back covers of magazines for computer dating and it seemed about the least romantic thing in the world. But the thing about dating sites is that they are everywhere on the internet and it seems so much more normal to do something like this now.

Mandy was a big blonde woman with huge breasts and a laugh that sounded like chipmunks in a kids cartoon. Everything about her seemed like the opposite of my type but she was my age and we had so many interests in common that I decided it simply made too much sense to not try dating her.

We went to the cinema. I remember it clearly. It was one of those violent horror films in which six or seven teenagers get killed one after the other. I've always loved horror films but this was not a good one. We left the cinema and I said "What a load of old crap that was." Mandy laughed immediately and said "Thank God. I was scared of saying anything at first because I thought you were really enjoying it." We both laughed and started making jokes about how bad the acting was and how fake looking the special effects were and how predictable the whole thing seemed from beginning to end.

Then Mandy looked at me and said: "I'm going to make a proposal. I hope you won't think that I'm some kind of terrible loose woman but how about you come back to my place for..."

I smiled and said: "For....?"

"You know."

And so we went back to her place and had a shower together. She liked to caress my arms and tell me that she loved big muscles on a man. I looked at her breasts and almost said something similar but decided against it. Instead we just kissed as the water splashed over our faces and into our mouths. I felt as if I was drowning in her and drunk in her kisses.

Soon we moved to her room and jumped on the bed. The bed probably snapped a spring or two but neither of us cared.

The thing is we were perfect for one another and we'd never have even met if it hadn't been for those dating sites.